Trying

"We don’t come out of the womb filled with prejudice, racism, and homophobia. Kids are taught to hate, so we have to protect our young people’s minds from those evils."

Kerry Washington (Full interview via The Advocate)

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

My boyfriend’s house smells like maple syrup.

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"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore  (via full-metalbitch)

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milkeycitrus:

me and medusa have alot in common we both make men rock hard

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queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

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jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

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NOT EASILY OFFENDED

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HELP Ap scores

dietofdick:

If you live in California, Oregon, or Washington Please message me. I want to get my Ap test scores but have to wait another 2 days Unless YOU help me.