Fashion and boys, what more do you need.

"I have to
peel you off me."

Margaret Atwood, from You Take My Hand (via c-ovet)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via jailor)

dietofdick:

Does anyone else have a bf that lasts TOO long in bed? An hour is a little too much. Anyone have tips on decreasing the time?

potatocomets asked:
Hey! Congratulations! I haven't seen your blog in a while. It's awesome that you've found a nice guy 😀

It is quite awesome. I really didn’t find him as much as he found me.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

Trust me, you’ll stumble right into it when you least expect

(via romancingthelookyloos)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via shit-i-do-like)

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