Fashion and boys, what more do you need.

"I wanted to become something that was outside of the paradigms of expectation of the people in power."

"I have to
peel you off me."

Margaret Atwood, from You Take My Hand (via c-ovet)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via jailor)


Does anyone else have a bf that lasts TOO long in bed? An hour is a little too much. Anyone have tips on decreasing the time?

potatocomets asked:
Hey! Congratulations! I haven't seen your blog in a while. It's awesome that you've found a nice guy 😀

It is quite awesome. I really didn’t find him as much as he found me.


hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

Trust me, you’ll stumble right into it when you least expect

(via romancingthelookyloos)






And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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