Trying

can-you-hear-the-fandoms-sing:

imnotflirtingbytheway:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I literally feel disgust. What!?

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This is literally my schools color… I hate it too

(via starshapes)

Follow My Cute Boyfriend

dietofdick:

He’s cool and a cutie. @Riseasaphoenix

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via lightninglovesthisfatass)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

(via asian)

askclint:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

The tables have been turned

(via som3thing4myst)