Trying

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

"How long they choose to love you will never be your decision."

(via v-a-n-s)

(Source: kyhuk, via ging)

dicpic:

i bet the virgin Mary was the “it didn’t count bc it was just the tip!” sorta gorl

(via andrewbelami)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via justpatientlywaiting)